From Meatloaf's song lyrics Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back
(certain liberties have been taken by this author)
I want my money back
Say it like you mean it
I want my money back
I'm gonna rock your world
(chorus - hey - hu - hey)
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Everytime I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this is all about
It's a never ending attack (ha)
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
Etsy is a lemon and I want my money back!
And all the Admins
And all the techies with their stats
They're the ones who make the rules
It's not a game it's just a rout
There's desperation (there's desperation)
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergent gets it out
And we're always slipping thru the cracks (slipping)
Then the movie's over fade to black
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money...
I want my money back
(Etsy's a lemon) what
(Etsy's a lemon) what about it
I want my money back
(Etsy's a lemon)
What about the site?
It's Defective!
It's always breaking in half
What about categories?
It's Defective!
It's never built to really last
What about search?
It's Defective!
All the batteries are shot
What about tags?
They're Defective!
All the parts are out of stock
What about SEO?
It's Defective!
It's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's Defective!
It's tattered and it's frayed
What about your Admins?
They're Defective!
They forgot the warranty
What about your shop?
It's Defective!
It's a dead end street to me
What about your answers?
It's Defective!
It's a pack of useless lies
What about your work?
It's Defective!
It's a crock and then you die
What about your sales history?
It's Defective!
It's dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's Defective!
You can shove it up your ass!!!
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money...
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon (and I want) and I want (and I want) and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon and I want my money back
Etsy's a lemon
And I want
And I want
And I want
And I want my money back!
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